"The Dunce is Dancing"
by Don Record
Ooo, what a funny, funny little man
Doing things no one can understand
All mouths drop, all eyes are open wide
But nobody knows what goes on inside
Smiling at the world as it passes him by
I've never seen him laugh, never seen him cry
He seems so pleased to be so simplified
But nobody knows what goes on inside
The dunce is dancing
And he always wears a smile
I guess if you gotta go
You oughta go out in style
The dunce is dancing
Like he's got nothing to hide
But nobody knows
nobody knows
nobody knows what goes on inside
Everybody laughed when he danced like a fool
Dancing all alone 'till his face turned blue
Wild and innocent foolish pride
But nobody knows what goes on inside
Finally we all went our separate ways
Suddenly "The Dunce" was a new dance craze
Abandoned abdomens electrified
Nobody knows what goes on inside
The dunce is dancing
And he always wears a smile
I guess if you gotta go
You oughta go out in style
The dunce is dancing
Like he's got nothing to hide
But nobody knows
nobody knows
nobody knows what goes on inside
Ooo, what a funny, funny little man...
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