This is not the poem i wrote for Thanksgiving
but it is the poem i just wrote
Oh, how i slabored for your love
delaybered and jaybird for yer gov
I even flavored your belabored glove
I writ and i quit and i writ smore
I print and i sprint and i copy galore
I even threw a fit soze i could git l'amour
Darken, lighten, reduce and indent
Hearken, brighten, deduce and tint
This laboratory love is so circumspent
Oh, how i slabored for your nub
beneighbored and trailered fer yer grub
I even savored your disfavor wid my stub
Oh, how i slabored for your love