Written August 12, 2013 by
Ronald Joe Record

Tipsters and Hipsters

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He orders a double IPA
Limited edition, micro-breweray

She pours him 12 ounces
Of unfulfilled fantasy

Complaining of price and size
He squinches at first taste

Just who and where the hell
Are these hipsters from
They are swarming like maggots
On old Maggie's farm

His tip is as big as his dick in his jeans
His pants are as tight as his cheap tight wad ass

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