The Primal Scream Hotline
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I Scream, You Scream, WE ALL SCREAM
Everyday is a holiday in September because we're tuning in to a lot of stress and confusion out there among all you enigmatic, charismatic, melodramatic, phlegmatic, automatic, psychosomatic animals. We can feel your hurt and rage and frustration since you've come to realize that everyone loves everybody for the wrong reasons and that everyone who believes in the devil is the devil.
Don't despair, beauty and truth fans. We have the cure for what's taking huge, greedy, gobbly bites out of your happiness: The Primal Scream Hotline--a wild and hairy phone therapy program that four out of five witch doctors say is the skankiest possible treatment for the searing primordial pain that you've been aching to unload for months, years, perhaps even for all of geological time.
Ready to give it a go? Stand up straight and tall. Bend and stretch and reach for the sky and stick out your tongue and cross your eyes and put on your funniest face and toss off your guilt and pretend to be crazy so that you can get away with doing what's right and love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be jerks and undo the black magic that you've practiced on yourself while you kick your own ass.
Go to the phone right now and dial the Primal Scream Hotline
and unleash the screamiest scream you've ever primaled!
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